19 Wedding Guests Share The Times They Knew The Couple Was Doomed

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Jun 23, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

These wedding guests could see the red flags waving bright and bold at particular weddings that seemed destined for doom. Sometimes things just don't work out, or everyone around the couple knew all along that the two individuals coming together to tie the knot, should've been doing anything but that. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama we recommend checking out our recent post on a groom's mom crashing the wedding in a wedding dress of her own.

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    doomed wedding - Text - khalamar 6h Instead of saying "I do", he said "Eh... I guess..." It didn't last two years.
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    doomed wedding - Text - Iwanttheknife 7h Well, it wasn't so much only the wedding (though I was best man at it), it was obvious the whole relationship was doomed when I learned this: (Important to note, the groom was a hardcore stoner) 1. She demanded before they got married that he quit smoking weed -- she was strenuously anti- drug
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    doomed wedding - Text - picksandchooses 8h My friend's. 12 people literally sat at a table at the reception and formed a pool for how long it would last. Shortest guess was 1 month, longest was 2 years. I had 15 months. The divorce was announced at 2 years, 1 month later. We decided all bets were off.
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    doomed wedding - Text - Back2Bach 7h The couple came to see me by appointment to choose wedding music for their ceremony. There, in the church choir loft, they got into a heated argument over each piece of music under consideration. From the wedding processional to the recessional, there was zero agreement or willingness to compromise with each other
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    doomed wedding - Text - Fean2616 6h Brother wedding, told him he could walk away, he didn't, weren't married long. Best man at his next wedding he asked me if I were going to tell him he could walk away, I said no this is the one. Been together a long time and married quite a few years.
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    doomed wedding - Text - In_My_Own_Image 6h I was at a wedding as a videographer. Bride was really happy and everything but the groom seemed disinterested and bored. Film the ceremony and everything and we need some shots of the guests mingling. My buddy says he hasn't got any footage of the groom and asks if I've seen him. I say no but offer to walk around and look
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    doomed wedding - Text - kingochaos 11h Yeah, former friend got married to his partner of over 6 years, but he was always chatting up other girls online both before and after the wedding. He eventually got fired from a job for sexual harassment. He didn't tell her for a while and she dumped him soon after. He was living at her parents place.
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    doomed wedding - Text - Oudeis16. 6h They wrote their own vows. His were touching and endearing, about how his life was complete now that he was together with her. Hers were a bunch of passive-aggressive, sexist attempts at jokes. "I promise to never let you win an argument. I promise to never let you watch a football game in peace. I promise to leave the bathroom a mess and yell at you about the toilet seat."
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    doomed wedding - Text - Arch27 7h My wife and I had thought this one couple wouldn't last. The groom gave off a creepy vibe. We gave them 2 years max. Two years came and they were expecting a baby, so we gave them another few years. Few more years came and another child was on the way. Then about a year later the shit hit the fan
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    doomed wedding - Text - SaveBandit0215 6h Yes. And unfortunately she was my best friend from high school/college, and I was the maid of honor. Everybody in a 50-mile radius could see that, while they were both nice people, they weren't right for each other. But he loved her, and I got the impression she just kinda wanted a wedding. She filed for divorce 10 months later. She and l eventually drifted apart when my husband and I moved out of state.
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    doomed wedding - Text - thethowawayduck 9h The bride ugly cried the entire reception until her , the groom and her mom got into a yelling fight about it. They both made it clear the only they got married was because she was pregnant with their second child. The best man (of a different race, it's relevant...) seemed very jumpy the entire time...fast forward to 6 months later, and the baby is clearly biracial
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    doomed wedding - Text - Toomuchcustard 7h Yes. A coworker. She was constantly telling us stories that made it clear that the guy she was marrying was emotionally and verbally abusive. She would dread him coming to pick her up. I'm not the only one who told her not to go through with it
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    doomed wedding - Text - Aurelllan 5h She (a morbidly obese "Live, laugh, love" fan) had a lit cigarette during the vows, berated the groom when he stumbled over the words, and had a face like thunder the whole time. He (a mentally challenged pub glass collector) later admitted to being pressured into the whole thing by her. The best man made a joke about her only marrying him for the money (despite his job he's LOADED, I think from an inheritance)
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    doomed wedding - Text - YonderlPonder 6h They stayed together, but they HATE each other. A friend from long ago called me up to be a groomsman. I was his friend back when we were in elementary school and hadn't thought about him in years, but okay. I get there and my friend has changed dramatically and for the worse. Or maybe it was that he hadn't changed. He was still that elementary school kid, only bitter. I figure I'll enjoy the party, see some old pals, and get through it
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    doomed wedding - Text - felton225 6h Wedding was at some white trash event hall. When the reception was wrapping up, the bride's family began to pick up the chairs around each table (I later learned that they refused to pay the $50 pickup fee so they were picking up themselves). No one from the groom's family were helping pick up the chairs and the bride's family did not like that at all
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